Alden Beach Anarchy

You may have seen a few post from a buddy of mine a.k.a. "Hotel Wiz", which have detailed some pretty crazy times we and a few friends of ours have had. I figure I'd better get a heads up on some of these stories before him so I can at least make sure I don't look quite as bad in all his recollections. One of our more recent trips last summer brought us out to the Gulf Coast of Fl. for some offshore fishing trips. Along the way we stayed a few nights at one place that sticks out in my mind in particular (mostly because I didn't drink quite as much as everyone else and can remember a decent amount). It all started well and good as me, Hotel Wiz, Chuck, and the Bryanator drove in to St. Pete, I was just going to stop at the first local hotel we came to, but Hotel Wiz is pretty well off financially and has a thing for fancy resorts, he says you get better girls there, although I've never known him to be that picky when it came down to the wire at the end of the night. Anyway he spots the Alden Beach Resort which looks pretty posh and was right on the water, I figured he's paying so why not get the best. Of course he got a room facing the beach so we could scope out the honeys, and let me tell you there was some great scenery. Appearantly the University of Tampa is not too far and a lot of the local college girls were out in full force. Needless to say it was time to hit the beach for a "hottie safari hunt" as chuck calls it, so off we went, it was about noon but about 20 cocktails later we each had a lady in arm and Wiz was ready to party. The young ladies mentioned Ybor City was the place to go so we let them lead the way. They brought us to some place called Daddy Wigglers, it was dark and full of trippy neon art, but the drinks were strong and they had some awsome blues performer, real old authentic looking dude, gritty and hard. Well appearently one of the young ladies gave Bryan a tic-tac that wasn't a tic-tac and after a few hours and several drinks he thought he was Superman. Litterally! He hops up on the bar and decides he's gonna fly to the stage but lands only a few feet out right on this big biker dudes table! Now normally I'm the hotheaded one but it was such a hillarious sight I nearly wet my pants laughing so hard. Chucko goes to smooth things over but this biker dude was TICKED off, I guess Bry knocked there drinks all over his biker momma, who's face was so leathery it could have been a saddle, and when Chuck helps pick Bry up the biker takes a swing. Well this dude must have been toasted too cause he was way off his mark and ends up hitting his old lady, who proceeds to knee him in the groin, at which point Bry delivers a cheap shot right to the guys jaw knockout kings style. Soon the bouncers had us all kicked out and we decide to hoof it as this biker dude starts rounding up his buddies and we were more in the mood to be lovers not fighters if you know what I mean. wink ,wink. We head back to the girls dorm to invite some kids over to the Alden to party but to be honest the only thing i remember after that is waking up on deckchair by the pool in just a bath robe, and Hotel Wiz sleeping on a raft in the pool in just a pair of speedos. Funny thing is he doesn't own a pair of speedos, especially not pink? Well if Chukrock ever finds those girls on myspace maybe they'll send us some pictures to fill in the blanks, one of em had a digital camera she kept using all night, s'gotta be some good stuff on there.